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I like that

I don’t have a checkmark

It reminds me that I’m just some guy

I’m nobody important

I have not accomplished enough

To make any of these platforms think

I should be verified

For all you know

My real name could be Roger Krantz

A guy from Bridgeport, Connecticut

Who pissed his pants

In a Starbucks once

When he couldn’t get

The bathroom code

And so I came up with the pseudonym

Austin Archer

To rewrite my story

Put and end to Roger

This isn’t even my face

It’s an AI-generated deepfake mask

I don’t really have a mustache

Or a little blue checkmark

I ain’t no hifalutin

Rich inaccessible stooge

I’m just somebody who

Made you laugh once or twice

Shared a few of my videos

That you thighs were nice

And said he seems like a pretty alright dude

And I probably am

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Austin Archer Salt Lake City, Utah

Austin Archer is an artist from Salt Lake City, UT, living in LA. He has been writing and recording music since he was 15 years old. More music can be heard at chthonicdeadhouseband.bandcamp.com usthieves.bandcamp.com
bosstv.bandcamp.com
and
naturalhistorymusic.bandcamp.com
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