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America Sux
02:27
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You always wanna know why
People like me got a beef with the bro guy
The redneck red hat wearing white type
The self-identified patriotic til I die kind
Well where to start…?
I don’t think that I can simply sum it up
In a 60-second video on the internet
And I am not the slightest bit confident that if
I took the time to try
You’d take it to heart
So in lieu of a good faith effort to convince you
Of anything
I’m gonna keep this simple and neat
America Sucks
Because of People Like you
America sucks
Because you believe the things you do
You’re the reason
We can’t have nice things
Our country sucks
Because of you
Idiotic nonsense spewing like a fountain
Over-flowing with no-one knowing
The difference between wrong and right
All day and all damn night
I’ve got morons on my left
And more on my right
An overwhelming hurricane of mind-numbing tautologies
Invented by the church of bigotry and insecurities
Convincing every proud boy
Nationalist wannabe
That he can be a hero with a big enough gun
Someone tell old Walmart Rambo
He’s not special just because
He was born in a specific geographical area
Instead of some other geographical area
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Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson
(Repeat)
If you like Tucker then you’re not cool
Cuz nobody...
Only a fool likes Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson is the worst
He’s a maniac sociopath
White supremacist
Fear generating mouth
With an emphasis
On lies and misinformation
With that infuriating
Look on his face and
A court of law accepted an argument
That no reasonable person
Would take him seriously
And while that’s technically true
People do
And that’s why I’m like
Shut the hell up Tucker Carlson
Please go away Tucker Carlson
Nobody who’s even a little bit cool
Would say they don’t think you’re a total tool
Cuz
Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson
(Repeat 2x)
Tucker you’re the worst.
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Congratulations!
01:04
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Congratulations
That was one of the stupidest things
That I’ve ever seen
Anybody post on the internet before
Congratulations
The bar is high
Cuz people post lots of stupid things
But your stupid thing
Was somehow the leader of the pack
You just said
I don’t know what pronouns are
And I won’t learn cuz learning’s hard
Instead I’ll regurgitate a half-baked stolen
Opinion
People like you make me sad
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4. |
Block Party
01:35
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Everybody’s coming to the block party
Unless you’re blocked
Then walk your ass to the door
Part of me thinks that I should do more
But who’s got the energy, baby
You talk that shit I block that shit
(Repeat 4x)
OOOooo you’re coming in hot
Misspelling basic words like your and you’re
And their they’re there
And I guess your profile pic
Disappeared into thin air
User 6487913594602
You know I bet you
Got a lotta free time
And a real sweet spirit
But when it comes to me
And how I’m spending my time
If you wanna talk shit
I don’t need to hear it
(Chorus repeat)
Now you’re blocked
And I’ll never have to see you ever again
I got you blocked
I fuckin hate you
Blockity block block block
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TikTok's for Pooping
00:57
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Everyone’s got that special place
To watch a tiktok or two
Whether curled up in bed or at your desk after a zoom
But the one place that we all get the majority
Of our scrolling done
Is on the toilet while we’re pooping
As our legs slowly get numb
TikTok’s for pooping!
Tiktok’s the thing that you’re watching while you poop
TikTok’s for pooping
(You’re probably pooping right now)
And when you wipe I betcha leave a video stuck on loop
Tiktok and pooping go hand in hand
Like pb & J or beaches and sand
You’re definitely pooping right now
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Vaxxed
01:29
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8. |
STFU
00:54
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Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut your fuckin moronic ass up
I am done playing with you hoes
When it started out
It was all fun and games
But I’m all tuckered out
Now all I can say is
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
You did your own research and it sucked
I don’t think you’re smart enough to waste the afternoon on
So go cry it out over on 8chan
Or Facebook
anywhere but here
My right wing peer shut the fuck up
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Monday
00:54
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I’m just
a mediocre white guy
with a mustache
I’d honestly have nothing if it
Weren’t for the mustache
I’d just be another average white guy
Trying to use my skin and my gender to skate by
But I’ve got a mustache
It helps me stand out from the crowd
I’m living life out loud as
A mediocre white guy with a mustache
I don’t have any skills
I just have the mustache
I’m probly in a band
Or I look like I should
And no, I’m not on a sex offender registry
I just rock a mustache
Cuz it helps me feel like a cool dude
And also I’ve got tattoos
Mustache Respect
I get no Mustache respect
(Repeat)
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Cap Sac
00:31
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12. |
Fanny Pack
00:37
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13. |
HAPI Mask
00:49
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14. |
Ready For a Walk
00:31
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You Changed My Mind
01:12
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In High School I took Creative Writing
And wrote poems every day
We learned alliteration and metaphor
And how to free associate
My teacher’s favorite poet at the time was Billy Collins
I’m not sure why that memory’s
The one I’m presently recalling
I think I wanna say
I’m sorry to the people
Who helped me use words in a way
To make tough ideas more palatable
I wasn’t a good student
I was stubborn and hard-headed
I didn’t take direction
And I’ve quietly regretted it
So teachers on your zoom calls
Wondering if your voice is getting through
It might not seem completely clear
But here’s from me to you
I didn’t fully understand your impact at the time
So please accept this very late
Apology and know you changed my mind.
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I can’t make new content right now
I think I need a break
But I’m afraid of slowing down
If I go away for a few days
Will you all forget I exist?
And probably more importantly
Is there a happy life outside of this
I can’t make new content right now
I’ve tried but it’s not fun
It’s just work and wondering how
I could get to live my dream and somehow
Still have the audacity to complain
It’s a gift to just be conscious
Oh can someone please explain this to my brain
I’ll be back soon
I’ll figure it out
But I can’t make new content right now
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17. |
Normal & Human
01:52
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Despite what some of you may think
I am not famous
No bid celebrates know who I am
No Hollywood Insiders give a damn about me
I am not saying this to gain your sympathy
Just to let you know you and me have more in common
Than you might have thought
I’m just your run of the mill disappointment
Again I’m not saying that so you feel bad
It’s a matter of fact
I showed such potential
And I think it fell flat
I’ve struggled with so many basic adult things
Like money, relationships and staying healthy
I don’t think that I’m that unique in my shortcomings
I think that they make me normal and human
I promise this song isn’t sad or depressing
I actually quite like who I am
I’m just stressing my faults
To say that I’m not a role model
I’m not a genius, or even that smart at all
I’m just a white kid who learned the guitar
Who dreamed of one day getting paid to make art
I hope I can keep it going
And if it all disappears in a flash I’m good knowing
That we’ll always have this
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Austin Archer Salt Lake City, Utah
Austin Archer is an artist from Salt Lake City, UT, living in LA. He has been writing and recording music since he was 15
years old. More music can be heard at chthonicdeadhouseband.bandcamp.com usthieves.bandcamp.com
bosstv.bandcamp.com
and
naturalhistorymusic.bandcamp.com
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