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Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson
(Repeat)
If you like Tucker then you’re not cool
Cuz nobody...
Only a fool likes Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson is the worst

He’s a maniac sociopath
White supremacist
Fear generating mouth
With an emphasis
On lies and misinformation
With that infuriating
Look on his face and

A court of law accepted an argument
That no reasonable person
Would take him seriously
And while that’s technically true
People do
And that’s why I’m like

Shut the hell up Tucker Carlson
Please go away Tucker Carlson
Nobody who’s even a little bit cool
Would say they don’t think you’re a total tool
Cuz
Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson
(Repeat 2x)
Tucker you’re the worst.

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Austin Archer Salt Lake City, Utah

Austin Archer is an artist from Salt Lake City, UT, living in LA. He has been writing and recording music since he was 15 years old. More music can be heard at chthonicdeadhouseband.bandcamp.com usthieves.bandcamp.com
bosstv.bandcamp.com
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naturalhistorymusic.bandcamp.com
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